These days I am fully dunked in jargonese - jargons and officialese, a heady mix indeed!
I am just giving some samples below, plain english and what it gets transformed into.
I don't have enough time - I don't have the bandwidth.
We'll use the information - We'll leverage the material
2 people are needed for this work - 2 resources are needed for this assignment/project
Tell what you have understood - Prepare a functional appreciation document
Prepare a PPT - Prepare a deck
:-)
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I have a deadline - I have a deliverable today :D
Oh i hate those highly decorated statements esp when they are used just to show that u are the only person working among the entire team.
@viewer - :-) Not only that, Big words make one feel that what he/she has done is a big thing.
So, how are you?
@jinguchakka: Am good. Much better than the last time you asked me this same question :) And how are u ? Seems like u have a busy schedule these days ...since u returned from USA
New look ??? Cool ! Happy New Yr btw
One more -
Where are we gonna catch-up for the meeting ?
How about a virtual conf dude ?
:)
papa: when are you planning to get married?
son: I don't have much visibility..
papa: Don't wait.. consult a doctor now itself...
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